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Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 40.

Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 40.

Duration: 03:09
Published: 09 April 2014
Source: Soundcloud

Music Description

Battle of the most famous cartoon dads!

VideoGameRapBattles as Peter Griffin (Voice)
Justin Buckner as Peter Griffin (Video)
Stofferex as Homer Simpson (Voice)
Froggy as Homer Simpson (Video)

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HOMER SIMPSON
VERSUS
PETER GRIFFIN
BEGIN!

Peter Griffin:
This Griffin's about to tear apart this flabby marshmallow
You're such a coward, your artist even draws you yellow!
I'm clearly the better family guy! This battle isn't even fair
My popularity is even bigger than your wife's blue hair!
I'm Adult Swimming in glory! My fame can reach no higher height!
You're home alone with your wife, I'm drinkin' beer with Jesus Christ!
Quit Quahogging the spotlight and go back to your yellow slut
You better Hit & run away, because I'm Groening you to dust
You're just a donut addicted bum of overly portly proportions!
But besides that, you're honestly Fred Flintstone's abortion!
Your rhymes are even weaker than your old father!
We all know I'm gonna win this rap, so why even bother?
Simpson, don't start bitching! I don't want to hear a sound
We should call you Herbert the Pervert, with all those children around
Go home, Homer! With your ugly pink Sedan!
Flipping you the bird is the word, my fellow yellow man

Homer Simpson:
I'm nuclearly bringing heat! I'll power plant you in defeat
The only beef that you're bringing is in your stomach, Pete!
Your family's just known for stupidity and masturbation
At least unlike yours, my son actually has some characterization!
You're married to a nasally voiced bitch, who acts like a prude
Plus, you even found out your son has a bigger dick than you
I spit rhymes fast like a Kwikki Mart! I'm comin in with an overload
I lyrically murder, violently, like an Itchy and Scratchy spisode!
We'll feast on a Blue Harvest by the time I'm done with this fag
I'll Mr. burn you with disses real fast, like it's a cutaway gag!
I'm grinding up this Griffin! You're just your pet dog's hoe!
And, Your new episodes are worse than your buddy Cleveland's show!
Enough with the fart jokes, just pack your bags and leave
Your entire life is just a re-hash of Larry & Steve!
How can your family stand you? I've already had enough
Just shut your fat mouth, and go get me a Duff

Peter Griffin:
God, your verse was longer than my fight against the chicken!
Your lazy ass shall be plastered on the floor screaming and kicking!
Sure, our humor can be the topic of toilets and urinals
But at least we don't make awful jokes at funerals
I've had my pet since the beginning! Yours drop like flies, lookie.
Let's see how many dead cats it takes to realize you're a pussy
You'll remember the Griffin family name, after your drunk ass is beat
I guess you could say kicking your ass was pretty freakin' sweet!

Homer Simpson:
D'oh! Those harsh words you're spitting really burn! (sarcastic)
Your new-aged shit can't compare to the recognition I've earned!
Do television a favor, and just cancel yourself again
You can call your life the Cleveland Show cause this is the end
I've got neighbours who are friends; who do you know, meanwhile?
A former auctioneer, a paraplegic, and a crazy pedophile!
If a baby has a bigger IQ than you, it's clear I've won.
Unlike your precious dog, the Simpsons will always live on!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!